The Typical Auditor by Elbert Hubbard from Internal Auditor, April 1989
The typical auditor is past middle age, spare, wrinkled, intelligent, cold, passive, non-committal, with eyes like a codfish, polite in contact, but at the same time unresponsive, calm, and damnably composed as a concrete post.
A human petrification with a heart of feldspar, without charm, no friendliness, minus any passion and certainly no sense of humor. Happily, he never reproduces and all of them finally go to hell!
