Life Construction Foundation

Life Construction - Foundation © Theme: Three ladies are setting out to build a house, and they find that the most impo...

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Three ladies are setting out to build a house, and they find that the most important component is one which isn’t even visible when the house is completed. This drama speaks of the importance of a firm foundation, and by reference talks of the importance of having the firm foundation of God in our lives. A fun sketch with a strong message, great for women’s retreats of functions. This sketch is one of a series of four in the “Life Construction” series, the others being: Life Construction – Renovation Life Construction – One Brick At A Time Life Construction – Putting On Safety Equipment

Bible Reference:

Matthew 7:25, Luke 6:48-49

Cast:

3 women, any age Julie, the more “all-together” construction worker Veronica, not at all so much “all-together” Marsha, the one who the other two play off

Set:

bare, could have scaffolding to look like a construction job site

Lighting, sound:

standard

Costumes:

actors dressed as construction workers

Props:

house plans, hard hats, tool belts and other related props

Time:

10

Script: Julie comes on stage carrying building plans, examines plans, looks around after a few seconds Veronica and Martha come on stage, talking Martha:

So my friend Doris she says, “What are you women thinking, expecting you can just go out and like build a house, no experience or anything?”

Veronica:

Ya, a lot Doris knows, I mean she can’t even give a pedicure or anything!

Martha, confused: “Pedicure”? Veronica:

Yeh, pedicure, like . . nails . . in case you didn’t know, you use nails in building a house. . . I read that in Better Homes and Gardens! . . (looks at her nails, thinks) . . Not real sure how you use nails in building houses though actually.

Martha:

Uhhhh, anyhow . . . (sees Julie) . . Oh look there’s Julie, hi Julie!

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Julie:

Hi Martha, Veronica.

Veronica:

So Julie, all ready to start building the house?

Julie:

Well, no, not ready to start yet. . . I was looking through the plans, trying to decide where to start.

Veronica:

Plans?

Julie:

Well, yes, I got these plans from the architect.

Veronica:

Architect? . . . . What is an architect?

Julie:

Well, an architect draws up plans for buildings.

Veronica:

Likely you mean an artist Julie. . . It’s artists that draw stuff.

Julie, shows drawings to Veronica: No, see these are called architect’s drawings. Veronica, looks at drawings: I have to say I prefer landscapes and mountains and animals in my drawings. Not to be negative Julie, but I can hardly make out what that is a drawing of . . . maybe the artist’s concept of geese flying in a thunder storm maybe. Julie, getting annoyed: It is a house! Veronica, looks at drawings, turns upside down, on side, thinks: Hey if you say so, I mean who am I to criticize somebody’s attempt at art? Martha:

So when do we start building?

Julie:

Just as soon as we figure out these drawings.

Veronica:

My best advice Martha is don’t hold your breath Martha, that drawing could take weeks to figure out, if ever.

Martha, looking at scaffolding: What is this? Julie:

That’s scaffolding . . . It’s what the workers walk on when building the house.

Veronica, looks at scaffolding, scratches head: Workers walk up there when they could as easy be walking on the ground huh? . . Life Construction - Foundation © ©Copyright DramaShare® 2010

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My best guess is that sucker was dreamed up by the same dude that figured that was a house he drew in that picture, am I right? Martha, trying to ignore Veronica: So what do we build first? Julie, confused: Well, what would we build first Martha? . . . You always start with the foundation. Veronica:

You know, Julie, that’s what’s wrong with society today! . . . Always tied to tradition. . . I mean why not try thinking outside the box, maybe build the roof first. . . or maybe paint the house first.

Martha:

That could be tough Veronica, painting before the house is built . . . Next thing we know is you want the lumber painted before it’s delivered to the job site.

Veronica, slaps Martha’s back: I like how you think Martha, well done. Julie, looks at Veronica, unbelieving: Uhhhh ya! . . Anyhow, let’s get started with the foundation. Martha:

Let us know what you want us to do. . . What’s first?

Julie:

First comes the footings.

Martha:

Footings? . . What’s that?

Julie:

That’s what the house rests on.

Veronica:

And when the house isn’t resting, where is it?

Martha:

I think Julie means that the footing is what the house sits on.

Veronica:

Well a house always sits doesn’t it? . . . I mean can you imagine if you are in the house having breakfast and all of a sudden the house like stands up? . . . I tell ya, Rice Krispies all over the floor!

Martha:

Maybe we oughta get started with the foundation huh Julie?

Julie:

You are right Martha, the foundation is the most important component in the whole house.

Veronica:

So if the foundation is the most important thing then you keep it in the living room where everyone can see it, am I right?

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Julie:

No actually the foundation is under the dirt where no one can see it.

Veronica:

Let me get this straight here . . . You are trying to tell me that the most important part of the house no one can see?

Martha:

I guess the fact is that a foundation isn’t for its good looks; it’s to make the house firm, strong and reliable.

Julie:

You are so right Martha! . . We need to dig down deep to where the soil is firm and build there.

Veronica:

That’s just silly and wrong is what! . . (points off stage) . . See that nice sandy area over there, that’s a great place to build, and no digging or anything.

Julie:

And first strong wind that comes along the house folds up and is destroyed.

Veronica:

This construction foundation thingie is hard work!

Marsha:

Well, it’s like life I guess, if you want a good life it takes a good foundation.

lights out

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