BIG BANG THEORY MASTER CLASS LONG SCENE WEEK 4 Scene: The Wedding Chapel. Leonard: They’re running a little behind. Should be pretty soon. Penny: Okay. Leonard: Hey, if you’re hungry, there’s a breakfast buffet at the strip club next door. Penny: Thanks, but I don’t like glitter on my scrambled eggs. Leonard: I don’t think the strippers prepare the meal. Okay. Look, it’s not how I pictured it either, but I’m still glad we’re doing it. Penny: Me, too. Leonard: And you promise you’re okay, with the tiff we had in the car? Leonard: You’re right. We have the rest of our lives to dredge stuff up from the past and fight about it. So what do you think? Should we run next door and grab a bite? Penny: What if they call our names? Leonard: Oh, don’t worry. They gave me this vibrating coaster. Penny: Oh, and the fairy tale continues. Scene: The Wedding Chapel. Official: So, when you hear the music, that’s your cue. Any questions? Leonard: Oh, the package that we paid for said the aisle was supposed to be strewn with rose petals. Official I’m afraid our shipment rose petals is back ordered from China. We could use potpourri from the bathroom? Leonard: You know what? It’s fine.
Penny: Really, we’re good. Leonard: Yup, just want to get married. Leonard: This is it. Penny: I know. Leonard: I love you. Penny: I love you, too. Official: Before I go any further, have either of you prepared your own vows? Leonard: Yes. Penny: No. You wrote vows? ]Leonard: Yeah. Penny: Well, I don’t have any. You’re kind of making me look bad. Leonard: It’s okay. I don’t have to say them. Penny: No, no, no, go ahead. I’ll come up with something mushy, you’ll cry, we got this. Leonard: Penny, we are made of particles that have existed since the moment the universe began. I like to think those atoms travelled 14 billion years through time and space to create us, so that we could be together and make each other whole. Penny: Wow. (pause) Oh okay it’s me right? Right. Um, okay. Leonard, I mean, you’re not only the love of my life. I mean, you’re my best friend, and, you’ve got a friend in me. You got troubles. I got ’em, too. There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you. We stick together, and we can see it through, ’cause you’ve got a friend in me. Official: Is that the song from Toy Story?
Penny: He loves that movie. Leonard: I do. Penny: We did it. Leonard: Everything all right? Penny: Yeah. I guess. Leonard: Just tell me. Penny: It’s just, when we were kissing, I couldn’t help but picture you with that other girl. Leonard: Listen. If you’re imagining that it was sexy, it wasn’t. We, we were both drunk, and she smelled like an ashtray. Penny: Did you feel guilty after kissing her? Leonard: Yes. I felt guilty as soon as it happened. I feel guilty every time I see her. Penny: You still see her? Leonard: Well, no, not socially. But, you know, just at work. Penny: You work with her? How could you not tell me that? Leonard: I wanted to tell you in the car, but you told me to stop talking Penny: Oh, okay. So you’re saying this is my fault? Leonard: No, of course not. Okay, look, instead of fighting, why don’t we go back to our hotel room, dim the lights, um, get naked and make a baby? (pause) I was trying to lighten the mood. It’s not easy. You try it.
