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BIG BANG THEORY MCOC 3-13-17 cold SHELDON SHELDON KNOCKING INSISTENTLY ON PENNY'S DOOR. (THREE KNOCKS) Penny... (THREEKN...

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BIG BANG THEORY MCOC 3-13-17 cold SHELDON SHELDON KNOCKING INSISTENTLY ON PENNY'S DOOR. (THREE KNOCKS) Penny... (THREEKNOCKS) Penny... (THREE KNOCKS) Penny... PENNY OPENING DOOR in PJS HALF-ASLEEP. PENNY What is it, Sheldon? SHELDON Leonard's asleep. PENNY Thanks for the update. SHE STARTS TO CLOSE THE DOOR, THEN: SHELDON No, wait. You have to drive me to work. PENNY I have to? SHELDON Well, I don't drive and I can't take the bus. PENNY You'll be fine as long as you don't do the bungee cord thing. CLOSING DOOR. SHELDON STOPS HER. SHELDON Penny, didn't you recently state that you and I are friends? PENNY (SIGHS) Yes, Sheldon, we're friends. SHELDON Then I hereby invoke what I understand is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship: the "favor." PENNY (TO HERSELF) Oh, dear god. SHELDON I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was interrupting your morning prayers. When you're done, we'll go.